*two hours later*
jesse: wassup i got your crap they were on sale at target

(for real this time)

*walter puts on pride merchandise*
walter: because it's pride month, do you want to try this on

jesse:

walter: swag (homosexually)

walter: jesse we need to slay
jesse: but mistah white, we already slayed, there's no need

Dreadfully Yours <3

walter: OH GOD JESSE NO

jesse: yo bitch why are you crying

walter: wow jesse, not cool. anyways, time to slay
*slays*

walter: OH GOD JESSE GET BACK IT'S GONNA TWEET SLURS

walter: oh yeah lol

jesse: uhh.. it doesn't look very woke... are you sure this was a good idea

jesse: dumbass that didn't happen remember you can tweet as many slurs as you want now

moral of the story: i ate a really good cheeseburger this one time it had an egg on it omg mmmffgghh,,mm,,/

jesse: ...as long as it isn't cisge-

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jesse: yo mr white, what the hell did you slay?
walter: you see jesse, combining tungsten, oxygen, potassium, and erbium creates the WOKER compound

walter: the failed WOKER compound got my account suspended from its rampant slur throwing... all my banger tweets... vanished...

walter: no jesse, not serving cunt, i need you to get samples of tungsten, oxygen, potassium, and erbium

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