dudes will be like “get in lol”

first date idea: i throw your keys off a cliff

first thanksgiving cooking alone! anyway, phone is about to die. ttyl!

could you eat half a sandwich for $1 million?

Was walking outside with my phone unlocked in my hand and accidentally took this picture of an owl

A playground built in 1973.

We used to be a country. A proper country.

This interaction is why I don’t use dating apps anymore

This was the most infuriating thing i had ever seen on here

サビュアスが前回は言ってないはずのズウィージョウの口癖も完コピしてたのは何か伏線だったりする？
#ゴーラッシュ

Facebook now is just 50 year olds sharing AI pictures saying “wow”

The way it works; you can't exactly be proudly Nigerian and be a serving member of another country's military at the same time.

your employer should buy your lunch every day at no cost to your income

When I was at a Kansas gas station, I was talking with the cashier and said i was from Upstate NY. He then had the audacity to say “look at those things, they’re called trees”. Bro… 63% of my states land is covered by them and only 5% of your states land is 😭😭😭

LinkedIn be like “are you still postdoc?”

Me:

Greater Albany, New York Rainforest Region

Oh so i’m a worthless piece of shit?

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Me staring at my hummingbird feeder i put up 90 seconds ago