Me to him after the 7th Amazon package gets delivered in a week:

My attention span is short with tiktoks . I hate when people do those LONG intros. “Soo I’ve been seeing this all over and I had to order it …. My package arrived and I’m gonna unbox it with yall!!…. Let me grab the box…. Alright yall I got the box, let’s open it-” GIRL HURRY

me tracking my package 5 minutes after i just ordered it

“I’m sorry your Amazon packages are delayed, but you know, there’s a genocide…”

Dr Myriam François with a sublime reply when preposterously asked if the Houthis should have been bombed sooner.

This is a must watch.

me tracking my package 5 minutes after i just ordered it

🚨 SPEAKER JOHNSON GIVES $300 MILLION TO UKRAINE’S BORDER PATROL

But not a SINGLE DOLLAR for our own.

This is ABSURD.

The Johnson/Biden foreign aid package must FAIL.

.President Biden, members of our Administration, and bipartisan Senate negotiators worked on a border security and immigration package that also ensures the U.S. can continue to fulfill its role of global leadership.

The solutions are at hand. Congress must quickly pass this agreement.

The developer who agreed to give Fine Gael’s Marian Agrios a €30k package to withdraw her planning objection emailed her on 7 October, 2020 explaining that the payment and free work to her house (which had already started) would be delayed because of the pandemic.

Her response:

Amazon package thief buys a Lamborghini after reselling the stolen items he took online 👀😳

Who is this person and where is he now? The man that saw tomorrow.

I have a package for him.

Fine Gael local election candidate Marian Agrios yesterday evening deleted Instagram posts showing the new sandstone patio she demanded from a property developer as part of a €30,000 package she got for withdrawing a planning objection.

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whenever i buy something expensive on amazon i write a fake gift note so that if someone steals my package they'll feel guilty about it and return it

>guy has problem with people stealing his packages all the time
>installs camera
>installs makeshift trap that pops off a blank shotgun cartridge if they mess with it

Special delivery from Roses for Moon⁷ who sent the JIN Fun Day package! Thank you so much! 🎊 everything looks AMAZING! The amount of detail that was put into this global project by their team is incredible, a selfless effort for worldwide fans who love our worldwide handsome &

🚨 Maine - It’s getting Spicy 👀

Maine National Guard to Run “Exercises” Preparing for a Nuclear Strike on U.S. Soil

Trump Today:
“He use to talk to me about nuclear because he was a nuclear genius….

He use to say that someday there’ll be a time, when a small package by

Judge Kathaleen McCormick rescinded Elon Musk's $55 billion Tesla compensation package, overturning the company's board and 80% of its shareholders.

McCormick also ruled against Elon Musk during his Twitter acquisition.

Before becoming the head of the Delaware Chancery Court,

Whatever Ukrainian Forces just struck in Russian occupied Lugansk, it can probably be seen from the International Space Station.

We can blame the Republican Party for blocking aid for 6 months but their idea to force long range ATACMS into the package is proving decisive.

why the hell would you package cheese like this

So this is why my package was late