Does Dan Wootton sign off his tweets ‘SCUM!’ so that we know he personally authored them and they weren’t done by some social meeja intern?

Merson's memoir is *very* readable, and before you know it you've done 150 pages.

Here, Merse signs for the Boro after being offered £1m a year.

Luc-Olivier Merson (1846-1920)

Merson, the gift that keeps on giving ..😂👍

ホセルのおかげで7勝 & Div.2昇格達成！
わざわざオーバーヘッドせんでも普通に決めてくれたらええんやで笑
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Qui Nguyen: 663K
Dan Harrington: 395K
Jamie Gold: 331K
Daniel Weinman: 269K
Greg Merson: 209K
Joe McKeehen: 139K
Huck Seed: 88K

Jugadores: 99/493
ITM: 74
🏆: $408K

📸 Eloy Cabacas

I gave Man United the credit they deserved, they played brilliant so well done 👍🏻

Paul Merson talks so much shit

No wonder Arsenal bottled the league when they have past players like Merson as wafflers. Always talking about other clubs and can't focus on club that have no European trophy heritage 😒

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From Paul Merson's autobiography, Hooked.

Didn't even realise he was a fan of James Callaghan.

ESPN UK Daily Manc 🫗 You can put Paul Merson on the same pedestal as Steve Nicol & Craig Burley....Football irrelevants....who talk as much sense as a house brick.

Very humbling back to where I was born in Harlesden 💙

Absolutely wonderful to host some amazing events lately. Paul Gascoigne who was on fire. A few with Peter Beardsley, John Barnes, Jan Molby and Ray Houghton, Ryan Giggs & Paul Scholes. A afternoon with Jeff Stelling, Paul Merson & Phil Thompson and a cracking.😃 #marcdarcysuits

Charlie Eccleshare Charlie Eccleshare tweeting about Spurs while it's no longer his job

Reaction to the FA Cup Final! Man Utd 👏🏼🏆⚽️🔴

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