Bill Simmons Definitely weren’t imagining

Need a second row. Could easily fit four more guys.

The only truly random number generator is the one in Bill Simmons’ head when he says, eg “he was one of the 12 to 13 best guys in the league in ‘88” or “he’s one of the best guys we’ve seen in what, the last six to seven years?”

Luka goes 31/10/11 on 12-22 FG and 5-11 from 3

Did Luka just throw a 65-foot alley oop pass for a dunk or did I imagine that?

Bill Simmons, May 8th:

The Nuggets are about to take a 'huge historical hit'. They'll become just another team that won only one title.

Bill Simmons, May 15th:

After Game 2 we all heard the Jokic haters say 'Congrats, you won one title, so did a bunch of other teams'

Real dueling banjos situation between the 'hate LeBron' piece and the 'overreaction' thing

The Celtics are 72-20 this season.

Bill Simmons realizing NBA teams can make adjustments in a 7 game series

It’s so beautiful

Welp…

🎙️ BILL SIMMONS - THE EVOLUTIONARY STEVE JOBS??🎙️

Well said

Bill Simmons thinking about last week when he declared the Nuggets toast and “just another one title team that had an easy path in the playoffs”

Great moments in r/BillSimmons history

If you listen to 5 Bill Simmons takes that are 20% coherent and 80% nonsense, you end up with one great take

“And now we bring Mike Lombardi on the BS Pod”

Bill “I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top” Simmons everyone

So Ant *won’t* be hosting SNL then?