If Trump promises to pardon Scottie I will harvest an additional 1000 ballots for him in November

Pfizer let us get to Friday again. We’re here. And we aren’t leaving. Don’t like it? Don’t care.

Just win stop doubting yourself

She look like rick owens

playas dont keep score they just keep scorin .

Can’t complain about having too much on your plate when the goal was to eat

I’m not perfect but I’m not these niggas

The right shawty will change her bad habits that annoys you.

The wrong shawty will tell you to love her for who she is.

Think about it.

U can go broke & get money again..
But u can’t be fake then be real again

Women come and go but it’s okay wifey coming soon

I told yall the gun will Jam

Top beers
1. Free beer
2. First beer
3. Friday after work beer
4. Lunch beer
5. On the water beer
6. Shower beer
7. Tailgate beer
8. Poker beer
9. Ballpark beer
10. One more beer

You can only choose one.

Happy anniversary to the greatest tweet of all time

It's official... April 2024 was 1.35°F cooler than April 1981 in the US, despite 43 years of global emissions.

If every emission warms the planet, WTF?

They let us get to Friday and college campuses across America are breaking out in protests over it

Back in my day we used to read the Great Gatsby, now kids are just concerned where the great gyatts be

BREAKING: Governor Ron DeSantis signs legislation to ban lab-grown meat in Florida.

Call me a Columbia sophomore because I am pitchin a damn tent!!!