It’s Canadian English, thanks very much, not British 😒

In the chaos of our top floor being remodelled I seem to have misplaced the PS handset 😩

From @giuseppemainecoon: 'Who else’s pawrents drink yucky brown water?! Every morning I am cleaning it!! 🙄' #catsofinstagram

USDA/CDC still heedless of what The Great Influenza author John Barry calls the *fundamental lesson* of the 1918 pandemic:

'Those in authority must retain the public’s trust. The way to do that is to distort nothing, to put the best face on nothing, to try to manipulate no one.'

Add this to the list of Technically Useful But Fuck I Wish I Had Not Read This With My Eyes

cancelling what would almost definitely be the single most powerful performance of that piece of music in its history because “it’s meant to be hallway noises!!” is the most fundamental misunderstanding of a piece of art I’ve seen in a while

What’s the matter babe, you’re not sitting on the fruiton.

J: but I wanted to play my flying game
Cats: seat’s taken, pal

jfc Ripley, did you eat your breakfast or take a nap in it 🤦🏻‍♀️