bitch call me a heterostraight one more time..

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@pennyschnee @agenderzim @R01S3Y Ah yes
Heterostraight: *exists*
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Heterostraight..... 😂🤣🤣😂😂

Louise! They should just put 'heterostraight' as an option 😂

@agenderzim @weeaaaaaboo What is a heterostraight I-agsgsgfega

it’s official guys, keetu has the big HeteroStraight oof

Michelle Heterostraight ppl go so far

THEO THE OUTSTANDING HETEROSTRAIGHT GIVING HIS PAL A HANDJOB FOR FUN

Heterostraight with gay panic ,my pathetic babygirl

ah yes cabin fever. daddarios most desperate attempt to portray a heterostraight :')

His car was gay so it didn't go to heaven like heterostraight impala /j

the writers definitely wanted us to think dean is heterostraight and couldnt be in love with cas, that's why they showed him having tons of straight sex in the seasons and episodes leading up to cas' confessio--oh wait. wait, no, they did the opposite of that, actually. huh.

Hey haters, in case you were confused and thinking our show is about a bunch of heterostraight white people, it's not! 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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@agenderzim Hey so if hetero and straight are the same, then heterostraight is just straight x2 which seems pretty gay to me

tl;dr leon/valbar is Good and y'all are just being willfully stubborn trying to trot out the 'it can't happen b/c valbar had a wife and kids, which means he is 120% heterostraight and can never have another relationship ever'

lrt i hate wei wuxian he kisses all over lan wangji's hands and STILL doesnt realize he isnt heterostraight

I think objectively worst ending in 3H has to be Byleth/Petra. Not only is SS Petra the most unfortunate thing ever bc she's miserable and ooc.. But their ending is her giving up on her dream, abdicating and just living in fodlan w in her heterostraight marriage its dumb

this is so fucking funnie! imagine thinking the only reason people don't like u and ur ugly ship bcs it's heterostraight. twitter.com/cosmicreylo/st…

julian keller is literally emmas fruity little teachers pet and im supposed to buy hes heterostraight

5yo roy: when im grown up im gonna be a millionaire with a huge house & a nuclear family of heterostraight husband & an child

32yo roy: dreaming of living on a compound w my gay whife & communally raising livestock & whoevers kids like an agrarian tribe of marxist neanderthals