The Ivy League graduate urge to insist that an Ivy League education is useless, conveniently pulling the ladder up behind them

Seeking experts on the Michigan School Aid Act of 1979

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Just saw a guy skateboarding with a wheeled suitcase. Very cool

Random person #1: jogging
Random person #2: holy sh*t this is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. I had no idea humans could do this. I am going to stare at this person for the next 10 seconds and make them very uncomfortable

I said soda the other day 😔

Wrought with jealousy because his commute is 10 minutes and he has cubicle walls

When did it become acceptable to talk on speaker phone in public places?

“Dietary therapy for obesity and diabetes may be sidelined in favor of powerful pharmaceuticals—with little understanding of how the new drugs work and what they really tell us about the mechanisms of disease.” theatlantic.com/health/archive…