Al Hilal you can take me. I look like Kylian Mbappe 😂😂👀

Truly incredible how it took only three years for Elon Musk to shift his public image from “eccentric genius, futurist, progressive” to “subnormal intelligence, impossibly bad business instincts, unlikeable, fascist”

[Kendall Roy voice] It's, y'know, Venmo meets Clubhouse meets Ebay meets ChatGPT.

The dumbest thing about this is how every other social platform WISHES they created a unique and renowned verb like 'Tweet' or 'Retweet' - that kind of brand recognition is near impossible to replicate intentionally

bro robbed me out of ad revenue

Jon Rahm what a round. Insane

YES

Having Twitter payers at the top of the replies has made this a way less funny app

I have to give it to Barca, and this is not sarcasm, they have pull. Players do insane things to stay/play there.

See ya DeBris

I expect this from my friends btw

This could be £100m and I’m still taking the £1m

🤍 #WelcomeArda 🤍

TPC Sawgrass trip booked ✅

Couldn’t be more excited

People from Dallas will travel anywhere in the world and still never been to Fort Worth lol

I’m sorry… did you say €70m?

Raul, Casillas, Ramos, Zidane, Roberto Carlos,…

Crazy take

Declan Rice is miles ahead of Enzo who was playing for River Plate a year ago lol