Look between i and s on your keyboard

Nighttime Uber drivers are always listening to a radio station playing Changes by Tupac.

OK guess I should release a comedy special soon

and that's when I knew the p u s s y wasn't in bio. the p u s s y was in our hearts all along.

Next year

the people of coventry will be devastated, and just wait until they hear about the football

The trap worked. Get him, girls.

accidentally used half a roll of film twice which merged several photos and has created the creepiest vision board of all time

Daddy Frankie told me to get merch and so I did. As per my request the release date is Anne Robinson’s 80th birthday (Sept 26th). Any preorders will be gratefully received and only intensify the pressure on me not to squander this promise. My time starts now.

Headline Books

Posting this today specifically for no particular reason

Are we the farmers league

Ben White's attention now turns to Love Island in the hunt for European prize money.

Just remember in the biggest game of Arteta’s arsenal career Eric Dier was man of the match

made the mistake of doing this for 10 minutes tonight.

Utterly impossible not to read this in Mark Corrigan’s voice.

Hi it’s me, all the random stuff you put in your pocket while tidying up to ‘sort out later’.