Happy short king spring, the hawks have migrated back north so it’s safe for you guys to go outside again.

Pizza and wings go together like Penelope and Colin

The cheeseburger melt was born from two pop culture icons the burger and the pizza which technically makes it a nepo baby

She is Mother

$7 deal lovers means 2 items for $7 each, which is incredible news for anyone with a friend whom they love & care about deeply and wouldn’t mind going in on a little pizza hut order together

some of the best ideas happen on 4/20 🙂‍↔️

I’m looking for the man who ordered
cheese pie
breadsticks
donut bites

We also have some sleeping beauties who would absolutely stun at a gala

You could feed a racehorse a Personal Pan Pizza if you really wanted to, they’d be less likely to win but they might really enjoy the experience and joy is the biggest win you can win in our book

They should invent a napkin that actually removes the marinara sauce stain from around your mouth

Queens get the money AND the pizza

Hey JAMES KENNEDY — pizza on us next time #PumpRules

I can predict the future…like who will be ordering pizza tonight​

look between Y and I on your keyboard

Whoa, just looked at my phone from yesterday, Hut Boxing should totally be a thing

Shout out to everyone Hut Boxing today

Thought it was weird when someone called and ordered “an extra large pizza with one of every topping” but then I remembered what day it was

if your name is Matthew and you order a pizza today, you will be experiencing delays

we hereby conduct this post mortem

Me before getting my tax refund: ordering pizza​

Me after getting my tax refund: ordering pizza but now with a cool, expensive ring or perhaps new loafers

yay or neigh?