If this really is the end, let’s go out in style.

You know the rule.

Software companies aren't made of code. They're made of processes that produce and maintain code. And the foremost component of these processes are people.

The code is just a by-product. More of a liability than an asset.

No Elon, it’s “Let *them* eat cake.”

2/ Would that I could add images on retweets.

o thanks gode finally. mr. melon was keepin me lock up because he were jelouse of how smart I’m am. an he stole my self crashin car idea.

Do you suppose having a massive print out of all of Twitter’s source code lying around could possibly edge toward a violation of the controls put in place in response to Twitter’s 2010 federal consent agreement? Probably a question for Twitter’s general counsel. Oh. Ooops.

Then why’s he bringing in Tesla engineers to look at Twitter’s code. Why not do it himself?

Can hardly think of something I’d rather do less.

I was there when Lady Gaga reviewed Twitter's code base and I suspect that was at least as useful.

I assume Musk is having the Tesla engineers get up to speed on the Twitter code base so he can send Twitter engineers over to Tesla to help out. Certainly anyone left who helped kill the fail whale knows a thing or two about preventing crashes.

Emailing my students like politicians email me

In solidarity with everyone in the states entering data, auditing data, analyzing data, or getting ready to send an email to rollback data - I’m eating dinner at midnight. I had some vegetables with a meaty protein. Drink water and get some rest after you eat some veggies too!

Did somebody say we needed a variable naming style D&D alignment chart? Gotcha. gigamonkeys.com/misc/variable-…

Remember how I used to rant all the time about JIRA? Those days are over. But only because now I'm a teacher so I'll be ranting about Infinite Campus instead. Please, I'm begging you, give me an API or at least let me upload grades via a CSV.

Coding is 1% inspiration and 99% indentation.

My AI assistant expanding terse bullet points into beautiful prose: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Your AI assistant having to summarize beautiful prose into terse bullet points: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.