eventually you too will get bored of public vulnerability and become interested solely in making your apartment nicer

This being Marvel this is probably a composite shot of Harrison Ford in a mocap suit against a green screen, a different shot of Anthony Mackie in a mocap suit against a green screen, and the meeting room will be changed to an outdoor urban setting two days before release

feel like I’m always work, watch movie, look phone, $87 grocerie

Still reading the Cass Report, this part seems reasonable I guess

no sorry babe, some major celebrity news has happened and i need to work it into one of four format tweets before anyone else does,yeah yeah for about 6 likes from internet malcontents, see you in a bit love you

Getting news from twitter is like having someone who read the news yell what they can remember at you as they go around a carousel.

The band only plays their new music

Saying 'you should start a podcast!' when we say something we think is smart

Here's why this is bad news for Keir Starmer

She was not like other girls, but not in the way that other girls were not like other girls

michael giacchino is an absolutely legendary composer whose score for LOST changed the standard for music in tv forever. he's also addicted to naming every track a stupid pun.

me: wow, the song playing during Boone's funeral is beautiful. i wonder what it's called

giacchino:

The smile symbolises obviousness

Everyone thinks of Don Draper as a guy in a suit but it’s so important to remember how that man sizzled on the weekends

This is what the Fantastic Four should be like when they come from the 1960’s to the modern day in the MCU.

finally found a map in a book that’s realistic

When your parents watch a 4:3 TV show on a 16:9 screen

I still think he looks increasingly like a Weyland-Yutani artificial person