'Buying a car is an important decision and should not be based solely on monster puppets.'

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This doofus recently followed me home from the thrift store.

Every Batman story, apparently: It's so difficult, being Batman. I must make so many sacrifices. If only I could rest, put aside my terrible burden. But no, writers love rehashing my origin story too much, and so I must ever remain... the Batman.

'Fish ghosts do not appear to be very common.'

(FAMILY GHOSTS AND GHOSTLY PHENOMENA by Elliot O'Donnell, c. 1934.)

Seen above the bar at Boomtown Cafe in Madison, KS.

Okay, look, I try to be largely immune to these things, but come on...

FUNHOUSE (Diane Hoh, c. 1990) | So, Tess is no longer being stalked by a murderer, but I'm not really sure how much good it's going to do her, because all her friends and family are still total shits.

I saw TAROT so you don't have to (but maybe do anyway, to support all of Trevor🍉's great monsters).

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How you, too, might feel after watching THE SEVENTH GRAVE (1965).

Look, I need to know more about 'The Weird and Horrible Library' right now.

Island of the Alive!!!

All you had to say to get me in a theater seat was that your movie has SEVEN monsters in it. That Trevor🍉 designed all of them is icing on the cake. #tarotmovie

Look, I love Tod Browning, and his DRACULA is obviously great, but good god what would Paul Leni's DRACULA have been like?

Hmm, how do I get the rights to do an It's Alive comic?