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One Chiswick Parody (more followers & funnier)

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Pro High Traffic Neighbourhoods. Keep Chiswick gridlocked. Priority for cars, esp SUVs. No to planters, safe streets. It all used to be perfect. Parodical.

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OneChiswick is happy to confirm that Cllr Biddolph has not been suspended by the Conservatives for the same reason as Lee Anderson. Cyclists don’t count as a race. chiswickcalendar.co.uk/chiswick-counc…

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OneChiswick is delighted that Cllr Biddolph has left the woke Conservatives and is now the leader of the OneChiswick Conservatives Gareth Roberts chiswickcalendar.co.uk/chiswick-counc…

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OneChiswick would like to confirm that we don't come under the government's new definition of an extremist organisation as negating, destroying, undermining, overturning and replacing bike lanes and LTNs doesn't count as extremist in the slightest.

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OneChiswick calls on the government to invest billions building a rail line parallel to the M4 so all these drivers from outside London don’t make it difficult driving our SUVs in Chiswick.

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Rest assured that if OneChiswick had been around in the 1700s, we would have objected to the lewd depictions of Chiswick life and demanded parking for carriages everywhere.

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Please avert your eyes from these scenes of devastation Joanna Biddolph ! Hundreds of actors have been bussed in for these fake crowds. Everyone knows that Chiswick is impossible to visit without car parking.

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OneChiswick loves Tony Devenish . He can say 'we are all pro cyclists' with a straight face while we all know he hates their guts because they get in the way of people who matter - SUV drivers!

OneChiswick loves @Tony_Devenish . He can say 'we are all pro cyclists' with a straight face while we all know he hates their guts because they get in the way of people who matter - SUV drivers!
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OneChiswick thought leader Dean Leslie knows the biggest dangers to Chiswick - electric cars, almond milk, smart meters, 5G but most of all, cyclists.

OneChiswick thought leader Dean Leslie knows the biggest dangers to Chiswick - electric cars, almond milk, smart meters, 5G but most of all, cyclists.
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OneChiswick is shocked that vital car parking space will be not be available on another Sunday. How can anybody visit this market if they can't drive and park?

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A perfect example of lack of Social and Environmental justice. Pedestrians are inches from being crushed under the wheels of a bicycle while SUVs pose no threat at all because they are a couple of metres away. Social Environmental Justice must act now!

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This shows why Joanna Biddolph is OneChiswick's favourite councillor. We can rely on her to complain about everything to do with cycling everywhere while turning a blind eye when we park our SUVs on the pavement in streets in her ward.

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OneChiswick knows the real reason the Daily Telegraph is promoting cycling is to provide more anti-cycling stories for our favourite journalist Steve Bird Steve Bird

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