slut era

that lag the iPhone gets when it’s on 1% be by far the most dramatic moment of my day

If you remember these you do poppers now

this was the best surprise ever!! love you catie!!!!

teena marie really was that gworl

gay bars are gonna have specials called “shot of moderna” that’s just cranberry flavored vodka and a slice of lime and charge $18 for it and you know what????? imma drink it

me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

halloween over, it’s christmas time now

These books are why I have behavioral issues

By far the most impromptu & my fav flaming night of all TIME ✨

“I mean, yes, I’m afraid of the possible long term effects of covid but at the same time, I do ecstasy.”

10 years of one direction and 10 years of me having no direction

my boys 😭

At this point everyone in Los Angeles is 75% ice cream and 25% Xanax.

Funny how nia and I are starting an IT business together