True and effective!
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Charles Manson carved a swastika in his forehead and his lawyers didn't quit.

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.

Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.

In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

I propose that everyone found to have entered the capitol building illegally be kept in a cage and then have a family member forcibly removed and placed w strangers without records—if they didn’t want that to happen maybe they shouldn’t have broken a law

DELETE HIS ACCOUNT jack @Twitter

They call in the National Guard and forcefully remove indigenous people when we stand on our own lands in our own power, but they won’t call in the national guard on the white supremacist who just stormed the capital.

.Ted Cruz should resign from the United States Senate immediately.

I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment.

Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & removed from office by the United States Senate.

We can’t allow him to remain in office, it’s a matter of preserving our Republic and we need to fulfill our oath.

Stacey Abrams was cheated out of becoming governor, and in two years, torched the Republican Party and flipped the motherfucking senate. American royalty.

Trump to a mob - guilty of sedition - trying to undo the democratic election: “We love you. You’re special.”

And you thought 'Taking A Knee' was too much!?!

Donald J. Trump Not good enough. Donald Trump needs to tell his supporters to LEAVE the #USCapitol peacefully now. #TrumpViolence #TrumpRally #TrumpMeltdown

The Onion takes a closer look at the nation’s 50 worst states. bit.ly/31Q8mkn

#LeslieStahl you are not fake. You have upheld an honorable and respected journalistic career. You are a hero. As a journalist and a strong female pioneer. #newfan

The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.

I stand with the former Deadspin workers who decided not to bow to the greed of private equity vultures like Jim Spanfeller. This is the kind of greed that is destroying journalism across the country, and together we are going to take them on.

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