New Linktree, who dis?

I am “utterly enraged by the total failure of the TopCashback x B&Q websites’ interface on a Sunday afternoon” years old.

First home-made iced coffee of the season being imbibed in the garden. Double shot of espresso, milk, ice, a drop of maple syrup… sunshine, and bliss.

A few pics from yesterday’s BBQ now up on my IG, if you like that kind of thing… 🔥

What a lovely afternoon hosting friends for a BBQ. Absolute scorchio of a day too. I am sun-kissed and exhausted now!

A warm stroll in the morning sun to the butchers for burgers and sausages for today’s BBQ, and some date syrup from the organic greengrocers for the salad. Birds singing in the salty blue skies. Days like this life feels like being on holiday. And now, coffee…

4 weeks from today…

#Narcoball

06.06.24

Six inch sub and jalapeño bites : £0

Sunshine lunch on the beach : £0

Civil War at the Odeon : £0

Iced coffee from Nero also on beach : £0

Sunny bike ride there and back : £0

Taking a day for some self-care while also being the Coupon King™️?

Priceless. And also… free.

Oooph, another busy one. Even managed to mow the lawn and clean the BBQ a bit. How was your day, Xeeps?

Good busy, but as a result neglecting my social media presence somewhat… say hi if the algorithm permits and you see this though!

New pin - any shares very welcome and will be rewarded in X heaven / through the medium of gifs…

Just swallowed a cherry stone.

Might actually watch Eurovision this year - just for Windows95Man, even though he’s clearly just ripped off my Twitter handle as his stage name… 🤣

A glass of red wine (sadly Malbec not Châteauneuf-du-Pape) and A Gentleman in Moscow.

I’ve finally found something greater than infinity….

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…The number of episodes of a season of Married at First Sight Australia.

Lovely sunny Saturday today. Fab times with the family. The only downer, my 44 yr old hamstring not quite standing up to Saturday morning football…

Narcoball is out in FIVE WEEKS!

And it’s already available to pre-order from a whole host of vendors across the UK, the US, Canada & beyond…

Hardback (often discounted if you order now), ebook & audiobook: narrated by Audible’s ‘Unparalleled Narrator of Non-Fiction’!

🇨🇴⚽️❤️☠️

“Alexa, play the official Yellowstone soundtrack on Spotify”

*cooks sweet potato tacos*

Keeping my powder dry today, after 7 intense working days (took the weekend off), ahead of the next sprint starting tomorrow… sometimes you just need to give yourself a day to rest the brain.