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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K

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Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine | Link to my #vss365 tweets below.

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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K(@mk700) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Get me a life jacket Hatson'

'Sholmes, why the life jacket?This is just a museum'

'Need to 'float' a theory'

'About the robbery?'

'Yes, it was an inside job'

'How do you know?'

'Look at this model ship'

'The thief couldn't 'ship' out?'

'Indeed, mate'

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'Hatson,chef left a note saying he's gone to find his direction'

'What does that mean Sholmes?'

'Elementary, Hatson. In chef , it means he's run out of spices'

'So, he's off to the market?'

'Precisely Hatson'

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'Sholmes , this translator's murder. No evidence at all, not even a smudge'

'Yes Hatson , a mystery. It's like finding a word in an empty dictionary'

'What's our next move?'

'We translate silence into clues'

'To find slips in killer's grammar?'

'Ofcourse'

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'Hatson, the thief stole the 's tranquility.'

'How do you steal tranquility Sholmes?'

'By leaving a trail of unshelved books'

'Diabolical. What’s next?'

'We will inspect the overdue book drop my friend'

'Its the real crime scene?'

'Indeed'

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'Sholmes, how did the die?'

'Elementary, Hatson, he... checked out'

'Checked out? Seriously?'

'Indeed, someone had overdue motives'

'Late fees for books?'

'No, a final repayment of overdue vengeance'

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'Hatson, did you find any evidence? An atleast'

'Indeed. A single hair Sholmes '

'That could be anyone's'

'But it’s dyed pink Hatson'

'That narrows it down'

'To?'

'To a cat'

'Cats strangle?'

'No?'

'No'

'Ok.Let me try again'

'No,no more narrowing Hatson'

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π˜”π˜Άπ˜³π˜’π˜­π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘩𝘒𝘳 K(@mk700) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Why poison the lemonade Sholmes ?'

'A sour love, Hatson'

'What do you mean?'

'The killer had a '

'So the lemon squeezed back?'

'Exactly. Talk about a pulp romance'

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'Hatson, we need to find a stolen emotional support '

'A crow for emotional support? What's next, a therapy parrot?'

'Quite possibly, Hatson. But let's not ruffle any feathers over it.'

'Let's hope this case doesn't leave us feeling too...crowded, Sholmes'

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