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Brewers pitcher Jakob Junis was hit in the neck by a batted ball during batting practice. He is conscious, alert and responsive. He was sent to the hospital for further evaluation.

my guy you think about them so much that you had to make a whole ass Twitter post about how little you think about them.

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Am I the only one who thinks this isn’t doom and gloom? They literally said “eh seems like he’s getting better and we hope he’s back real soon”

Like… what do you want? “He’s perfect and is perfect and will be activated at 12:04pm tomorrow”??

Milwaukee brewers: Swept a division rival on the road without their best relief pitcher and best offensive player.

Ben Verlander: “Y’know what? You’re going down in the power rankings 😇”

People comparing Taylor Swift to Adele actually is going to make me lose the marbles I have left. Miss lady couldn’t sing an Adele song if she TRIED

I will die on this hill: trading Hader was an incredibly smart decision. Lead to us getting William Contreras and I am forever grateful for that.

If you have carbed, caffeinated, and Adviled and it didn’t help do you just have to let the migraine kill you at that point

Oh no! It’s the consequences (being up late) to my actions (taking a fucking nap at 4pm)

I miss u

i think beyonce might get her fashion inspiration from betty white: thread

I’m sure it’s NOT what I think it is but um

Damian Dill-ard.

Brewers won 2-0 today.

Blake Perkins robbed a 3-run homer in the first inning. should be worth a whole WAR alone