new pronouns

the northern lights are like if the solar eclipse had served cunt

when i say the best screenwriters in the world could not have written this drama... vitamin gummy betrayal... the subversion of heterosexuality... sam the waiter from seattle... sucking dick AND cock... herstory.

the best way to get people to vote for
you is to constantly insult their intelligence and never take them seriously

put it in the louvre

literally every time i’m on the subway platform I look for the conductor just in case it happens to be this queen again… and FINALLY IT HAPPENED!!! reunited!!! the way we both screamed 😭

ok lmfao i usually don’t know what i’m talking about but this time i do

200k likes on this fake ass photo omg we’re done