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Matt Lipton

@mattliptoncomic

Comic. Producer. Scholar.

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Exponential growth is the profit incentive… nevermind forget I said anything. Yeah man, mushrooms are trippy and capitalism is bad, bro!

Exponential growth is the profit incentive… nevermind forget I said anything. Yeah man, mushrooms are trippy and capitalism is bad, bro!
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Yes. I lay awake at night worrying if my Nintendo cartridges are counterfeit. Finally there is a product to set my mind at ease.

Yes. I lay awake at night worrying if my Nintendo cartridges are counterfeit. Finally there is a product to set my mind at ease.
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Someone missed the history lesson where the professor made it really clear there are no “good guys” in fascism vs communism wars.

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Why our media is a joke? “Cut” is the common thread that deemed it necessary to dig up a 30 year story we are deeply unserious as a society

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Need is irrelevant. Responsible isn’t. The problem is a gun owner is never held responsible for gun “stolen” from them, specifically from a family member who uses them in a crime.

That’s the problem

Need is irrelevant. Responsible isn’t. The problem is a gun owner is never held responsible for gun “stolen” from them, specifically from a family member who uses them in a crime. That’s the problem
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She-Hulk is light years more attractive than Jen. THAT is why dudes hate on this show. A muscular green bitch is making them feel feelings and they think it’s gay…

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Only a Zoo Animal would argue: “Forget everything you’ve learned about incest. Yes, you should fuck a blood relative!”

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“Protesting is disruptive, that’s the point” people seem to forget that getting beat up by the people you are disrupting is part of that too.

Reactionary action is just as important as revolutionary action.

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