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@markclose

Single dad, GRANDPA, political junkie, dogs R better than people PLEASE NO DMs #resistvotersuppression #FBR Thrice Vaxxed only my laughter is infectious

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Bread is Rising ✑️🌈(@markclose) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just saw an interview that confirms that tree stumps are indeed a good deal smarter than SD Governor Kristi Noem. There are worms shocked at how dumb she is.

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Edward-Isaac Dovere(@IsaacDovere) 's Twitter Profile Photo

today's presidential campaign split screen is one candidate hearing the testimony of a porn actress who says she had an affair with and was then paid off by him, and the other candidate making a big speech about the insidious history of antisemitism and its creep back into public

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Are serious Republicans (if there are any left) getting tired of MTG's and BoBo's increasingly deranged clown shows? I wish the media would stop giving these delusional fringe performers what they most desire, non-stop attention. Please, just ignore them.

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Tom Nichols(@RadioFreeTom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Democracy is hanging by a thread in America, and instead of mobilizing to save it, prestigious U.S. campuses are in disarray about a brutal war being conducted by another country against a ghastly terrorist organization in a conflict that began before most students were born.

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Barry R McCaffrey(@mccaffreyr3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

White House Correspondents dinner. Biden a man of character, civility, experience, respect for the law, family values. Trump an ignorant, lawless, abusive fellow of the basest instincts.

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Angry Staffer 🌻(@Angry_Staffer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kristi Noem slept with Corey Lewandowski and she murders puppies.

She doesn’t have the requisite good judgement to operate a blender, much less run a state.

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Bread is Rising ✑️🌈(@markclose) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've never been a big sports fan nor watched much on TV (never seen a Super Bowl). Growing up I enjoyed listening to Red Barber call Yankee games on the radio; the man could put you in the seat behind home and make every pitch, hit, and close play, a memorable event.

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New York Times Pitchbot(@DougJBalloon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There is no Constitutional prohibition against executing your dog in a gravel pit, so it's hard to see what the left's criticism of Kristi Noem is really about here.

by Jonathan Turley

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Occupy Democrats(@OccupyDemocrats) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Rebekah Jones, the COVID scientist who Ron DeSantis fired for exposing his hiding the true numbers of COVID deaths in Florida, wins her primary & will now face accused child sex-trafficker and Trumper Congresman Matt Gaetz. RT IF YOU SUPPORT REBEKAH JONES AGAINST GAETZ!

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Bread is Rising ✑️🌈(@markclose) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I wonder if the Dakota Dingbat regrets confessing to murdering her puppy...it's never a good look, regardless of your part affiliation.

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Bread is Rising ✑️🌈(@markclose) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine you're a politician in a state ranked 47th by population; but you have national ambitions. So to gain attention outside your small population state, you think telling the story of murdering your 14 month old puppy is the path to fame and fortune. WTAF?

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New York Times Pitchbot(@DougJBalloon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump wants to replace my democracy with a dictatorship. Biden wants to replace my gas stove with one of those magnetic induction ones that heat up incredibly fast. I have never felt more politically homeless.

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Bread is Rising ✑️🌈(@markclose) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kristi Noem and I share the same birth date, although mine was 20 years earlier. What we don't share, is her apparent joy in killing puppies. I never imagined any politician would brag abt such a thing, but here we are.

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Bread is Rising ✑️🌈(@markclose) 's Twitter Profile Photo

OK, I'll admit that I did not anticipate that stories about TFG's criminal trial in NYC would include details about his incessant flatulence. A failure of imagination on my part.

OK, I'll admit that I did not anticipate that stories about TFG's criminal trial in NYC would include details about his incessant flatulence. A failure of imagination on my part.
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Mary L. Trump(@MaryLTrump) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kristi Noem is telling everybody that she murdered a puppy because she wants to be Donald's VP and she thinks the story will appeal to him.

She's not wrong.

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Bread is Rising ✑️🌈(@markclose) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Was Kristi Noem's announcement (confession) that she she not only killed her 14 month old dog Cricket, but also proceeded to botch the killing of an unnamed goat that she owned, intended to increase her popularity? theguardian.com/books/2024/apr…

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