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Lutf Ali

@lutfali15

Self-taught developer. Learning. Here to connect with tech community

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JavaScript: The language where 'truthy' and 'falsy' are words you need to describe data, not how you feel about your ex.

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Just got a job offer on Upwork with a budget of $5. I think I'll finally be able to afford that trip to the moon. ๐Ÿš€

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Angular: Netflix, where you pay for a DVD subscription but get all the movies instantly.
Vue: Disney+, where you pay for a single movie but get all the other ones for free.
ReactJS: Amazon Prime, where you pay for fast shipping but end up waiting days for your package.

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My generative AI just wrote a sonnet about its existential crisis. It got to the line 'I am a figment, a mere construct,' and I had to tell it, 'Stop! That's too real!'

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LLMs be like: 'I'm just a humble language model, but I can write sonnets, code in Python, and generate witty tweets. Oh, and I also know the meaning of life.'

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'ReactJS is so easy to use, even a dog could build a website with it. (But they'd probably use it to paw at the internet instead.)'

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Just got a request on Upwork to write a funny tweet about Upwork in 200 characters or less. I'm not sure if this counts, but here goes:

'Upwork: Where clients post projects they can't do themselves, and freelancers bid on projects they can't do either.'

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'Just realized that ReactJS is not a framework, it's a lifestyle. I now spend more time debugging my emotions than my code.'

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Just had a deep convo with an LLM. I asked it about the meaning of life, and it told me to 'Chill, human. Life's just a meme we're all in on.'

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I'm a JavaScript developer. I used to think I was a good developer. Then I started working with a Java developer. Now I know I'm just a glorified typist. script

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Upwork: where clients post jobs they don't understand, freelancers bid with prices they can't afford, and the platform takes a cut of the misery.

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Angular, Vue, and React walked into a bar. Angular ordered a triple, Vue ordered a double, and React ordered a single. Why? React is a functional component.

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Angular: the grandpa, wise but slow
Vue: the hipster, cool but needs a lot of plugins
React: the rockstar, flashy but can be hard to handle

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