14 beers at chilis into rock band at my house kinda day

Pop tarts are fire.

Chilis for lunch?? More like best fucking day ever.

Jersey mikes messing up my order on April fools makes me love them even more.

Underdogs are 11-16 in March Madness

With $100 on every Moneyline, we are up $1125 thanks to Yale and Colorado

THE DAWGS ARE BARKING

This kid reeks of March, lookout for Oakland

Fairfield is gonna make some noise, I guarantee it

Well since the last time Fairfield Men’s Basketball won a MAAC title (26 years ago) they can legally get off their parents insurance, can they find a way to provide a MAAC Championship W tonight?!? #BeatTheCocks 🦌🔴⚪️‼️

WELCOME HOME, @SAQUON. 🦅🦅🦅

If Saquon isn’t an Eagle by 1pm today we riot

Crying in the chat.

10/10

Someone tell Ice Spice that Jason Kelce is the shit not the fart

You are hiding a millennium falcon lego set under your bed Andyy are you not?

THE DETROIT LIONS COME OUT AND SCORE LESS THAN 2 MINUTES INTO THE GAME

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

The “Super Bowl Teams determined by the Super Bowl Logo Colors” conspiracy is dead

No team with the color Purple will be in Las Vegas

PLEASE Lamar Jackson SAVE US