my bitchy wedding takes is what y'all make me go viral for?
I've been bitchy for a long time about a long list of topics, why weddings?

Yes, but who else would take the job? What formerly moderate, respected captain of industry would sit on this board?
Sheryl Sandberg? Not now.
Ursula Burns? No, she’s staying quiet.
Jamie Dimon isn’t going anywhere near this.
They have no candidates from the centre.

Whoever is going her makeup is superb

Audis are nice but this is a little much

How do you make Anne Hathaway look unkempt and ugly???

I’m so confused

That OC actor who was writing a crypto book - is the book out yet?

Many middle-class people want to buy a house and cannot afford to afford to buy a house in this economy. An economy where many gainfully employed middle-class people can’t buy a house is not a good economy, no matter what the pie charts say. This is not a “right-wing complaint.”

Watching a college kid in head to toe DKNY and over-ear headphones do work on TWO laptops and I don’t think I even comprehended such wealth was feasible when I was at university.

May you all benefit from my preschooler-mandated google searches

If you record a video across the sole exit from a train platform, know that I will walk just front of you and ruin your recording.

If you won’t think of others, why should others think of you?

Had a fun time speaking all things 🪖 #defensetech 📷 on the #SuperReturns panel last week - 📷Andrew Charles King who kept us all from going too far down the 📷📷Uwe, Jake Chapman 🇺🇸🚀 ✨🇺🇸, and Arthur Karell for the great banter.

Had a fun time speaking all things 🪖 #defensetech 🪖 on the #SuperReturns panel last week - 🙏to the awesome moderator Andrew Charles King who kept us all from going too far down the 🐰🕳️!

And 🙏also to the best co-panelists - Uwe, Jake Chapman 🇺🇸🚀 ✨🇺🇸, and Arthur Karell for the great banter.

Your society on pot.

This isn’t even on trend. The new generation likes luxe, and textures, and maximalism (see: cottage core).

Have a baby

I'm launching a cool project (business ??) at Emerge this week.

Who has some really cool digital / video art that they want featured?

Dm me asap if you would like to be included!