My show at the Theatre at Ace Hotel is nearly sold out so better get your tickets now to see me on Saturday 4th of May in LA!
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Movie opens in two days. Get tickets now!

No ghost trap? No problem. Use your phone to take on the #Ghostbusters ghost invasion. 👻  ghostbustersar.com

I’m going to be on my favorite television show!

Get your Ghostbusters tickets. On sale NOW. ghostbusters.com

Every ghost they’ve ever caught is about to be unleashed.
 
#Ghostbusters : Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theaters March 22. Get tickets today. ghostbusters.com

Big Freeze. Bigger Ghosts.
#Ghostbusters : Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theatres March 22.

Get #MigrationMovie on Digital or Disc today with 3 all new mini-movies and a bunch of bonus features that you didn’t see in theaters

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.

#Ghostbusters : Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theaters March 22.

Boston! Excited to perform new stand-up at The Wilbur on April 14! Get tickets now with code KUMAIL before the general on sale Friday. Tickets at thewilbur.com or link in bio

Don’t suffer in silence this Valentine’s Day. #BustYourGhost now with Ghosting Insurance. 👍👻
 
Share your ghosted stories and be sure to see #Ghostbusters : Frozen Empire - exclusively in movie theaters March 22.

The other Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire international trailer disappeared, so here it is again. Completely different from the American one released yesterday. #ghostbusters youtube.com/watch?v=y0LPzB…

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#Ghostbusters : Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theaters March 22.

Ghostbusters. What da ya want?

Do you know what's coming? #Ghostbusters : Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theaters March 22.

I’m performing as part of Netflix Is A Joke festival on May 4th at the Theater at Ace Hotel. It’s my first headlining show in over ten years. Buy tickets now:

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This is the full video of Emily secretly taping me while I tried to teach her cricket. (Don’t worry. It’s only 22 seconds long.)

I was not successful.