you start flirting on twitter & next thing you know you find yourself sending a just landed text while a little shitposter is circling the arrival terminal

Am I missing any?

An armed teacher is more likely to shoot a child or themself than they are to shoot an attacker.

Just FYI.

LOLOLOLOL.

All money ain't good money.
We all have to learn that sooner or later.

Owen Wilson was like, 'Listen, I know I've sat on a nest and laid a stinker or two. I know my life has hit some low points. But if you don't GTFOMFWTBS.'

Asking her if she wants her own bottle of wine because I’m not sharing.

Both, honestly

Happy Hour was banned by the Atlanta City Council in April of 1985.

No free, no reduced prices, no all you can drink

Georgia State Law doesn’t allow for alcohol to be served at reduced prices during certain times of the day.

It’s to ensure safety and not promote sudden intoxication.

You can do a tequila Tuesday but those cheaper prices have to be ALL day.

Happy Hour is illegal in Atlanta.

the food prices can change but them drink prices have to stay the same all day

“Because housing is one of the most limited and coveted resources in New York City, it’s an incredibly powerful motivator to bend students to your will,” said a law student on campus Tuesday. My report on evicted students. curbed.com/article/housin…

When Jada heard Tupac’s voice:

Definitely had Alabama history in 7th grade I think.

Not they gave you some Sonic rings 😩

The Shakur estate taking this action against unauthorized use of an artist's likeness by A.I is an important stand to take that hopefully sets a significant precedent.

CEO learns that nothing runs without labor.

The way the school shooting drills came handy for the barricade and pushing out the police is nuts. They used the furniture around them to push out the police & helped each other which is what you’re supposed to do in an active shooting if you come face to face with the shooter.

A little?

Taking fiber pills before meals can help with healthy blood sugar levels. Read the back of the Metamucil container and consult your doctor.

Let’s go!!!!!

Gatekeeping health is a new type of evil