I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there is absolutely no point in talking about smartphone bans if you’re not talking about building digital literacy, resiliency and empathy skills. They will do nothing useful alone. theguardian.com/technology/art…

oh my god

Iconic. This is 2024's Brenda from Bristol.

All these Tory MPs suddenly deciding to pursue other projects means that the next series of Strictly is going to be ruined.

Does there come a point where so many Tory MPs are resigning that Labour kind of just wins by default?

just tried for the first time to register with Experian and it says it can't verify me .. ? I've lived at the same address for 34 years; I'm on the electoral roll. I don't have a mortgage/credit card/any debt now, but I have had all of those in the past. Any ideas??

Sunak: where am I going tomorrow?

Comms team:

Joey Barton has entered the 'find out' phase

Hannah Fearn Our mate’s 13 year old has just come home and said he was “well Sunaked” riding his bike home from school. In the Netherlands. So fair to say it’s got meme status already.

Wonderful, funny, wry, sad, touching piece from @baddiel, who can really write. Very much looking forward to reading his memoir. thetimes.co.uk/article/david-…

I have been hugely enjoying the couple of days since the election was announced because the memes and jokes have been SUPERB. It's like Old Twitter is back.

This is a SUPERB thread

👏👏👏👏👏

'Under my leadership, Britain will become a world leader in crane-based headwear!'

Increasingly sure his comms team hates him. Imagine doing a photo op at the Titanic, of all places, when you're literally about to captain to Tory ship straight into a bloody great iceberg entitled 'Labour victory'.

No, as there's still the retrial on one charge pending. Bear that in mind if you're minded to comment on her case today.

This is a really good discussion of the problems of uprating e-bikes (I assume this has fallen off the cliff anyway now that the election is on, but Labour will have to deal with this at some point in government).