Fesshole 🧻 People hate to hear it, don’t they.They hate to hear people gush about their partner. It’s beautiful and I’m sure she feels the same about you. Physically you’re still so in love, andWhen you love someone so deeply, they only ever get more beautiful everyday anyway. It’s amazing.

non aesthetic things Nature is Amazing

non aesthetic things Cat eyes in the dark.

Solicitors are hilarious aren’t they? I get that they charge for every little interaction but last month I emailed mine to tell him I’d paid my bill and he charged me £12 for reading the email! 😂

This hypothetical fight between Georges and Peggy is maaaad. It's like when you argue with your fella saying 'what do you mean you wouldn't stay with me if I only had one arm, one leg and a toaster for a head?' #MAFSUK

ima bee

Fuck You I Quit I have to be on camera for work meetings all day and I don’t get paid for my acting abilities.

Old Ella clearly isn’t a fan of Pretty Ella is she? #LoveIsland

carole patterson Martin Lewis God forbid people want to do more than pay bills and die

I'm 56. Trust me on this.

Pursue your goals in private. Outside of your wife and one or two good friends...most people don't want to see you succeed.

I'm sorry it's that way.

Predator ending with the Grange Hill theme tune.
Why? I've no idea but I like it😂

Fesshole 🧻 This is a message to the teacher who said that I'd never amount to anything.

That was just a lucky guess.

Is it just me or is Luca Ted Danson circa 1982? #LoveIsland

Receiving a text from me is not an open invitation to phone me. If I'd wanted to speak to you I would have phoned you.

Mr Pughsley🌍📚🌳 Exactly this. When people say, 'what would you do if you win a million pounds?'

Struggle to buy a house in Richmond...

Hugo on the back foot?
That's a first! #loveisland