Iran has a right to defend itself under international law

Is it normal for an angry swarm of hornets to come out of my dick when I orgasm

Pusha T systematically dismantled every aspect of Drake’s personal life when he totaled him while Rick Ross attained the same goal by just calling Drake “white boy” over and over lol

Gonna try to get Aggro Dr1ft tickets for SIFF tomorrow morning if remotely possible

Jontay Porter has received a lifetime ban from the NBA for gambling - this newsbreak is brought to you by FanDuel

(Talking to a woman at a bar) I used to be a top kinja commenter

They’ve remade Friday the 13th a couple times but why haven’t they ever remade Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

We have the 1st perfect day in the organization in 2024.

Seattle Mariners win 3-1.
Tacoma Rainiers win 14-0.
Arkansas Travelers win 4-3.
Everett AquaSox win 5-3.
Modesto Nuts win 14-2.

This is unironically sick as hell

John Carpenter’s The Thing was retitled The Fing for the UK release

Would be so much fun if Raimi did a Batman

The Nathan for You ghost realtor sketch is hilarious but also a ghost realtor is something I would earnestly appreciate and utilize if I were in the market for a new home

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

Justin🦩Boldaji another delicious pizza from the pizza Man ™️

Pizza night last night, best I’ve done so far

My normal 4 year old

Some sandwich bread I made

im eating sandwiches you’ve never heard of in parks you’ve never been to

“Roseanne star” is a very funny way to refer to John Goodman in the year 2024