Baby Reindeer is like if Renton from Trainspotting was getting stalked by Annie Wilkes from Misery!!! #BabyReindeer 👏👏

VAR has ruined football. Utter shite. Get in the sea!

So proud of Aberdeen FC yesterday. Players gave everything and support was best I’ve seen it in ages. Roos needs to sort himself out though. Ridiculous.

So so true 👏

Like someone tried to make a Roger Federer out of paper mache.

Why? He took the actual job under false pretences!

Congratulations to Private Eye for hacking the Tory Twitter account.

Steve Coogan & John C. Reilly during rehearsal stage of Laurel and Hardy outside the Laurel & Hardy museum in Lake District. 🥂

This utter 🤡 and 🦕

Great writing days - like today and yesterday- rock. You feel masterly, right on it, buzzing and achieving.

Time to remind yourself that shit ones, where you agonize over one or two minor issues and seem to do very little on the word count - are just as crucial to the process.

Great result today for Aberdeen FC. Got to hand it to Leven for coming in after Clown Show Bob’s disaster. Onwards! 🥂🙌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Love this from Graham Hunter bang on

For all Aberdeen FC fans this is worth a watch!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙌🥂

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I live in the countryside and have noticed how much Ramblers and Cyclists, who are clearly lost, absolutely hate it if you ask them if they’re lost. I actually look forward to it now! 😂🙌

As a young director Walter gave me this advice.

1) Never sleep with the lead, unless you do it all the way through the shoot.

2) Always change your shoes at lunch as it feels like a new day.

3) Always let actors choose their own hats!

He wasn’t wrong!

Whoever is looking at this clown may we urge you to stay well clear!!!

Encouraging

WTF is happening at Aberdeen FC ? Leven’s been given responsibility at this most serious time, but sadly doesn’t have the experience to rangle this group of bottlers. He looked broken in the post match interview, which is a terrible signal for fans. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

There’s a lot of political spin here and not much information tbh. Get it sorted out folks.