1. secret base is starting an early-release patreon for special projects
2. i have made a new three-part documentary series that has nothing to do with sports
3. i am bringing back PRETTY GOOD

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getting bought out of my $5 million nba broadcasting deal after one game because i kept saying 'ah, the nba strikes again' after every made basket

Dorktown: Chicago White Sox!

Dorktown: Lakers-Nuggets!

the mlb regular season is heating up

it seems like there are more and more basketballs each and every year

i've known people who obsessively follow both nhl and nba and i don't know how they do it down this stretch. i'd have to optimize every other element of my life. no time for preparing or enjoying food, whatever gets me calories quickest. i'd probably just eat flour out of the bag

would anyone like to discuss mlb regular season standings

eagle-eyed basketball spectators will notice a small, round ball that the players toss, bounce, and bat about

like it or not, this is a proper ejection. by rule you can't request that an umpire get his no-good keister off your property unless you first give him to the count of three

Dorktown: Dame Lillard!

at the end of the nba playoffs, one team will hoist the championship trophy. the only question is who

spike lee is at the knicks game. they just showed him on tv

.Jon Bois Watching Baseball

this game is a bunch of bullsheat. i just told this to my wife and she hated it. then i called 911 and they didn’t like it either. so now i’m posting it here

POV: You're a loose blueberry on my kitchen floor

there are at least half a dozen 'you gotta be shitting me' moments in this

well i think that jontay porter was doing a great job

i've yet to be convinced that some basketball players are better than others. just shove a bunch of them out there and you should be fine. not too many though, because that'll draw you a foul. four or five ought to do