We really don't appreciate the skill of roadmenders, look at this, perfectly blended in, you can't tell where the original road ends and the repairs begin ...

We’ve got a new look!

Our 50th Birthday gave us the perfect opportunity to refresh the Switchboard brand. 🎉

#Switchboard50

I was just asked if I was “ready for Christmas”.

It is the 23rd of November. I’m not even ready for this afternoon.

Delighted to spend yesterday evening with William Hanson and JVS at The Luxury Podcast record. Mother in law got a shoutout as the Hyacinth of Tunbridge Wells. But even more excitedly, my book signed by the unquestionably wonderful Ben Cartwright #EPB Help I Sexted My Boss

This cannot be real 🤣

This is deliberately exclusionary, wholly unnecessary and - above all - cruel.

If private schools are charities because they provide education, then Bupa and all the Harley Street clinics should be charities because they provide healthcare. Except they aren't, obviously. And nor are private schools.

🚨I hereby pledge to ensure the preservation of that precious endangered species, the Dark Bounty. (My collected galactic conquests have also been given this name, so I have a soft spot for them.) Join me in this crucial quest! emily m Piers Morgan

Early on a Saturday but many thanks to Travelzoo UK for a coffee spitting laugh in my inbox this morning. #GayTwitter #GayX is gonna be giggling at this for some time.
Cheap Hampstead day trips?

Completely accidental… nothing to see here *whistles nonchalantly*

Don’t worry if your results aren’t what you wanted. I got ABBA, and I still work all night and work all day to pay the bills I have to pay.

This is very sad news! ⁦wilko⁩ is an absolute staple retailer and my go to for so many items. Fingers crossed a rescue can be found asap bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

The charging of wrongly convicted people for the pleasure of being imprisoned and their lives destroyed is a moral outrage.

Sign this petition to correct this gross injustice

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6417…

Now launching....AldX
(It's the same as Aldi we just fancied a change) 👀

#TwitterX

While I love William Hanson a lot, this intrusion into my private life seems a bit much… Help I Sexted My Boss

#DanWooton deserves as much respect for his privacy as he has shown others.

“Nice to meet you Richie: where’s Larry?”

Wyna heidi erwin New York Times Games Do you know this has been a TV show in the UK since 2008 ?! It’s so similar I guess you must do?

Famously aggressive boss throws hands after independent review finds guilty of breaking own code, goes crying, attacks a service he abused unable to publicly stand up for themselves.

You might very call this the work of a bully. Couldn’t possibly comment bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

SH is a fab choice and legendary civil servant. Tories show they don’t understand how civil servants are capable of doing their jobs very well and impartially while having beliefs of their own. CSs are not robots. They had no issue with reports before bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…