I'm voting for #Israel regardless of whether I like the song or not just to counter the #BoycottEurovision lot

#EFC we went on a winning spree when we originally got the 10points deduction and then put ourselves back in the shit. We are potentially 5 points clear now (Lutons game in hand) and only have ourselves to blame if we end up back in the bottom 3

#RoyalVarietyPerformance it should be law that whenever someone else has a crack at Aladdin, a picture and RIP of Robin Williams should be shown in the background

Another MP turning off comments

Constantly seeing MP's and Mayor's shouting there mouths off and then blocking comments and responses.. shame on them

Citizens of the United Kingdom. It is our solemn duty to start eating Tunnock’s delicious products as much as possible. A world without Tunnock’s would not be worth living in! Please retweet.

We're not turning the treble 20 green, we're donating £1K for every 180 at Ally Pally to Prostate Cancer UK

But we've still got some of the green T20 boards to giveaway

RT for a chance to win one of the last 4 boards

With only 100 made, it's a chance to own a piece of darts history.

Borderline cheating #LIVEVE

#plusnet 192.168.1.254 for those attempting to change DNS address

The donkey told the tiger, “The grass is blue.”

The tiger replied, “No, the grass is green.”

The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion.

As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started…

Geologist, Professor Ian Plimer, exposes the monumental fraud that is 'human-induced global warming', in two minutes:

'No one has ever shown that human emissions of carbon dioxide drive global warming… And if it could be shown, then you would have to show that the 97% of…

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#SuperBowl how can anyone watch this shit.. stop start every 30 seconds (if you're lucky!)

Someone wanna show these guys a rugby game?!?!

So Royal Mail have returned this print to me unsellable as they opened, repacked and damaged it.
I'm giving it away for free (damage won't be visible when framed) Just: Follow, RT & leave a message as to why you want to own the 80s Last Supper!
UK only I'm afraid.

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If you’re ever feeling a little bit down, watch this. Works for me every time!!!