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Chris Tonabike: Carpet crawlers heed their callers

@heptaglemious

White. Middle aged. Middle class. Cishet. Male. Aware of my privilege and an ally to my LGBTQ+ friends. Hate nobody, mock idiots.

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'Former British PM Liz Truss says it 'has to be' Trump in White House next year'

For those who may have forgotten, Liz Truss crashed the economy with a mad libertarian min-budget, killed the Queen, and her time in office was outlasted by a lettuce.

thehill.com/homenews/campa…

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Science: 'our study confirmed previously identified rare safety signals following COVID-19 vaccination'

ANTIVA: TEH VAXXINEZ WILL INEVITABLY MAKE YOU DROP DEAD!

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Hey, Cureus Cureus Public Health & Epidemiology Cureus Oncology - who peer-reviewed this masterpiece of P-hacking?
Absurd claims (Vaccines cause cancer, but 3 doses is lower risk than 2? Vaccines caused CA prostate death in 2021?), but worse: the references!

cureus.com/articles/19627…

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Wow, that’s completely fucking evil. You can’t even tap through to the spammer’s account to block them, you have to manually search for them. Obviously the crypto scammers have been bitching to Elmo about lack of engagement.

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Bankman-Fraud sentencing document is amusing. Fined $700, and forfeiture of $11bn in assets.

cc your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 though I expect you saw it before I did!

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

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In which ANTIVA claims that deaths are under-reported these days.

Obviously, since the actual death records don't support ANTIVA's bullshit, how could there be any other explanation?

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Did Elmo really say that about rebuilding the Key Bridge using the over stressed saline-dunked original steel? Surely even he is not that stupid?

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The hypocrisy of the far-white is most exemplified in their reaction to the Trump clan.
The champions of modest dress and remaining 'as God made you' have exactly nothing to say about Gargoyle.

The hypocrisy of the far-white is most exemplified in their reaction to the Trump clan. The champions of modest dress and remaining 'as God made you' have exactly nothing to say about Gargoyle.
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