well pals it’s been real, but I doubt I’m gonna use or even look at this app much anymore, I’m on Instagram and Bluesky as hellafitzgerald, and my newsletter’s in the same place it’s been. I hope I’ll see some of you there.

20% of the annual number could be covered by Reed Hastings’ personal donations toward ruining public schools.

oh so THAT’s how the guy in 28 Days Later ended up in that hospital

(messaging the Manhatten Project work chat after the Trinity test) Did you hear what Robert said he has become lol

this is TRUE and I LOVED IT

Lana del Rey in the morning, boyfriend take warning... Lana del Rey at night, boyfriends delight

You only have a few days left to catch REDS (maybe my favorite movie???) on criterion channel!

siri trying to make “find the wolves” into a calendar event reminds me that we have four months to figure out the funniest possible movie to come out on the same day as KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON, thereby keeping Barbieheimer season alive into the fall (and then forever)

BREAKING: Kendall Roy has drowned in the KEN pool

The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

Call me Barbie. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

WHY WOULD GRETA GERWIG DO THIS TO ME, SPECIFICALLY

You Only Love Us When We’re Safely Dead: writing the avant garde in America in 2023

this whole thread is exactly the thing I’ve been trying to put together in words for a while now, the NYT’s a joke right up until it isn’t