Twitter feature to stop seeing overwrought dunk quote tweets on utterly forgettable posts

Why is there WMAF discourse on my timeline and why are these idiots still pulling stuff from MRAsian playbooks, embarrassing

Come be my immediate peer :)

Sorry fellow millennials, the kids are right about big jean little shirt supremacy

bring back twitter circles

I spent literally $87.18 just now why is this so specifically correct

We have a PM role open in DevRel! ♥️ Come work with me! careers-githubinc.icims.com/jobs/2869/prog…

Flo Milli over a chopped and screwed Pony, life is good again open.spotify.com/track/035MzEbx…

Rather than banning TikTok, we should nationalize it and make every third video a basic engaging explainer about how insurance, marginal tax rates, etc, work

I have decided my upcoming midlife crisis will involve the pursuit of visible abs and being able to do pull ups

I am having *~a time~* and in my feelings about it please tell me nice things about me I don't even have the energy to be coy about it thank you

21 Savage - a&t kind of morning

Wait

considering deleting twitter and having my friend recap the timeline for me like it’s the daily paper

Still can’t believe they named that product PostHog

Another fun fact from the eclipse is that Automattic handled more than 1 billion requests for NASA.gov in a 4.5 hour span, with the large majority of those served in under 400ms.

Brushing my teeth before bed while already half asleep only to end up awake again because of the jolt of mint

I feel both seen and attacked

The $20 bill is starting to give $5 bill energy and I don’t like that.

they called me a mad man