My recent sandwich poll (of 800 people, yes, really!) says no. 🙅‍♀️ Latest decisions include: Open sandwiches aren't sandwiches. Wraps aren't sandwiches. Burgers aren't sandwiches. Toasties are sandwiches.

I'm ill so can't make it to Soho Theatre Liz Kingsman sold out highly acclaimed comedy gig tonight! 😭 DM if you want my ticket!

Thanks so much to the team at WIRED for featuring me in their Obsessed series! youtube.com/watch?v=unGPAJ…

Who's excited for the BISCUIT GAMES on #bakeoff tomorrow night?! #GBBO Ready, steady...

Crumbs! That's come round again quickly. Who's going to be watchin'?

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Fixed it! Jammie Dodgers Macmillan Cancer Support Weetabix

WHAT fresh hell is this?! Jammie Dodgers are claiming Weetabix is a biscuit. We have to sort this out please. I am not ok.

You can listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasting fix. There’ll be 6 episodes in the first series so don’t forget to subscribe!

Happy National Biscuit Day! The most magical day of the year, and also the day that Maid of Gingerbread & Tasha Marks have joined forces to bring you episode 1 of their new podcast Sweet Talk! The inaugural episode is of course about... BISCUITS! open.spotify.com/episode/4ZMjuV…

Oh wow.

'Welcome to Biscuit Tiffin Club tiffin'

Thx Maid of Gingerbread this biscuit madness is amazing 🍪🍪🍪

My friend Emily is better than you at building stuff out of gingerbread.

She just is. Deal with it.

As seen in the Huffpost Covid-Free Zone today! huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/this-gin…

Round 1 Group B of #BestBiscuit (in my insta stories) and Fig Roll V Cornish Fairings is the surprise match to watch! Too close to call with only a few hours to go. Which would you go for?

#bestbiscuit VOTING HAS STARTED! Head over to my instagram stories to get involved. I divided Round 1 into two groups, so today it's Group A and there are already some phenomenal biscuit matches fighting it out in there...

Important* notice! Voting for #BestBiscuit will be from 5pm today (Fri), taking place over on my Insta stories (same handle as here), so head there to get your votes in! 🗳🍪👍 *relatively

It shouldn't need to be said: If you're nominating a chocolate covered biscuit DO specify if you mean MILK or DARK. This is important stuff, people! #bestbiscuit

Important notes re: #bestbiscuit nominations. 1) Jaffa Cakes are cakes not biscuits so nominations for them are null and void. 2) Same goes for Tunnock's teacakes, but - good news - wafers are still a goer. #crunch #crumble #biscuits Ed Gamble Matthew Crosby (Official)

Inspired by Radio X Ed Gamble Matthew Crosby (Official) #WorldCupOfFruits 'Best Biscuit' nominations are now open! Voting will start on Sat. (I've already received WAY more Instagram messages for this than anything I've ever posted about my gingerbread work 😂) #bestbiscuit