Who Would be the Funniest Republican to Defeat Donald Trump? jogblog.substack.com/p/who-would-be…

Please Stop Using Me for Cringy Horseshit, by A.I. open.substack.com/pub/jogblog/p/…

TED LASSO: Waystar Royco, huh? Well I don’t know why you’d make me CEO—I can hardly tell EPS from IBS, but what I can tell you is that I love you all very much and like the fella Rick Astley said I’m never gonna give you up

KENDALL ROY: Hugo, have this man executed

It’s kinda wonky, but here’s the technical explanation for what happened: Twitter’s servers heard Ron DeSantis’s speaking voice and killed themselves

Transcript: Ron DeSantis talks to Elon Musk on Twitter Spaces jogblog.substack.com/p/transcript-r…

Sucks to be the teenage kid of a Disney worker who was gonna move from California to florida. Now you have to take AP U.S. History and not 'Hooters Presents: Why America Is Awesome'

Axios the Wrong Questions, by Jason O. Gilbert open.substack.com/pub/jogblog/p/…