'Gachagua could have gone to a point where he feels his boss is marginalizing him by having other people to compete against him.' - Barrack Muluka, in today's Standard.

Leader of Minority, Hon. Opiyo Wandayi, EGH.

'We want the clearing of those riparian areas to take a human face.' - Nairobi Senator, Edwin Sifuna.

'Today's food and non-food items flagged off at Chungwa House was an internal donation by members of the ODM Disaster Response Committee.' - Committee Chair & Migori Senator, Sen. Eddy Gicheru Oketch.

As of today, Kenya had a total of 90 registered political parties. Of the 90, only the ODM Party has activated its Disaster Response Team to respond to the flood menace across the country. The others are waiting for 2027 to remind flood victims how they saw God in a vision.

I finally met the brain behind Badeqshop🎾🏓🏐🏸🏑🥈⚽🇰🇪🇺🇬🇯🇲 here at Kisumu International Airport. Bwana who alerted my ancestors that the trainers I had carried home last week already went to be with the Lord? You will go to heaven straight.

There's a school in Kieni Constituency called Ndunyugwathi Primary.

Students reported for the second term yesterday only to find the floods had filled up their pit latrines to the brim and the natural fertilizer was floating all over the compound waiting for Mithika Linturi to…

Today's reading is taken from the book of Acts Chapter One Verses fifteen to seventeen, and onwards to Verses twenty to twenty six. This is the word of the Lord.

NTV have picked up from where they last left doing the Lord's work. It's kicking and going everywhere.

Halftime at the Gov't Shareholders Stadium along Hatupangwingwi Road: Kongoi FC 3-1 Tugege Wanderers.

NEWS JUST IN: The Gov't has lashed out at the Gov't for saving the Gov't from the Gov't. We're living in the end times.

Baba amesema ama hajasema?

The guy who moved the motion to impeach Mithika Linturi has just dropped a bombshell in the precincts of Parliament. And you people still say you have a country.

'The seven committee members have brought this House to shame. You have brought the authority of this House into disrepute. They've made Parliament become a laughing stock.' - Leader of Minority, Hon. Opiyo Wandayi, EGH.

EXCEPRTS OF THE MINORITY REPORT.

1. 'The Minority opine that this power to summon witnesses and call for documents shows that Kenyans empowered the National Assembly to go beyond what is presented before it in the exercise of its oversight mandate.'

2. 'The Minority observed…

NEWS JUST IN: Tomorrow, the ODM Party Disaster Response Team will be accounting for the public funds they have received so far when they flag off their first batch of food and non-food relief to flood victims across the country. The team is led by Migori Senator Sen. Eddy Gicheru Oketch.

Four Members of the Mithika Linturi Impeachment Committee have written their dissenting report, finding the Agriculture CS guilty on all accounts and concluding that he should've remained impeached. Remember their names.

BREAKING NEWS: The 7 out of the 11 members of the Select Committee voted to save Mithika Linturi. They are Naomi Waqo, Samuel Chepkonga, George Murugara, Malulu Injendi, Njeri Maina, Rachel Nyamai and Kassim Tandaza. Remember their names.

Here is Leader of Minority Hon. Opiyo Wandayi, EGH, on the Division of Revenue Bill currently being debated on the floor of the House.

LIVE SCENES from inside the Chambers.