Idiomatically speaking, getting away with murder is quite difficult. So, well done him.

Nestled within the beauty of the Hebridean archipelago, the secluded paradise of Summerisle awaits your arrival.

Book your passage today. It’s time to embrace the mystical, and let Summerisle weave its magic around you.

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I typically buy high-class, elegant glue.

The wife, however…

News! If you'd like to hear my first show (The Alasdair Beckett-King Mysteries) without having to look at my face you can now stream / buy it in audio form here: slinky.to/TheAlasdairBec…

Glen is an utter genius. His Lost World audiobook is masterful. 👇

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Our bestsellers this week!

Thank you!

It’s you that make the magic. ❤️

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Who doesn’t love an isolated rural setting, and themes of superstition, old religions, sacrifice, and the dark aspects of nature?

Just try not to be the outsider that wanders into this. No one wants to be that uptight Christian copper from the mainland.

#folkhorror

Blimey…

“I am the Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water. Ready to trap the unwary. The show-off. The fool...”

Donald Pleasance’s terrifying Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water is back…back..back…

#thespiritofdarkandlonelywater #lonelywater #publicinformationfilm

Are you a Victorian ghost? Embarrassed by your faded vestments?

Why not check out the hot new range at H&M?

Putin won! Man, I wish I’d put some money on that…

Hobbs End is a London Underground Station.

It made headlines in 1959, when an excavation reportedly uncovered a Nazi propaganda weapon buried during the Blitz.

This was described as a facsimile ‘spaceship’ — complete with dummy alien bodies — designed to create local panic.

Oh, God! Oh, Jesus Christ!

That’s good cake!

#thewickerman #thewickerman 1973

“The gentleman has apologised — and that remorse should be accepted.”

Christ, Sunak is so weak… #PMQs

Yeah. Great work, Stan!

Lost monster.

Please be vigilant.

#Bigfoot #Sasquatch

E O Higgins Norwegian for 'speed bump' is 'fartsdump'.

Always nice to celebrate No One Who Writes For The Sun Has Ever Read Frankenstein day.

In Norway, Mr Bump is known as Herr Dumpidump.

#WorldBookDay

The Nerds.

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