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Elwood

@elwood

Musician and aerospace engineer. Heterodox liberal.

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calendar_today30-11-2006 21:21:53

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Sorry radical feminists, I do think babies should have more rights than rapists. Some really deeply lost souls on the far left these days.

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Capitalism just gives us the system the average piece of shit deserves and wants. Communism gives you the system the elite want. Neither is good, but at least with capitalism we get what we deserve. There’s nothing about capitalism that says we have to make shitty choices.

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Amazon may very well be the embodiment of every bad thing about globalization and technology. All in one mercenary little shit show of a company.

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Neurotic leftist white women have finally discovered that if they reframe their fear of black men as just a fear of men, they can get away with being hysterical bigots and even celebrated for it. The use of “bears” as a foil is a pretty telling Freudian slip.

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Palestinians' best shot at a good life was learning to live with Israel, the only people left on the planet who were actually willing to co-exist with them. Now they are a truly lost people. Nobody will tolerate them at this point but leftist kids cosplaying from a distance.

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My new kids’ book HOW TO STOP THE END OF THE WORLD is out tomorrow. I can’t rely on Twitter’s algorithm to spread the word, so any retweets are gratefully received. Thanks!

My new kids’ book HOW TO STOP THE END OF THE WORLD is out tomorrow. I can’t rely on Twitter’s algorithm to spread the word, so any retweets are gratefully received. Thanks!
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I think this article just swung polls two points in favor of Republicans.

apple.news/ASeyociWuSPGX5…

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If women get their own basketball tournament due to intrinsic physical differences, why isn’t there a televised NCAA tournament for men under 6’? Why do we only patronize women in sports?

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Possibly the pendulum swinging back at a national level to people no longer putting up with deception as a progressive value?

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Maybe now would be a great time for Northrop Grumman or Lockheed Martin to get back into the commercial aircraft industry?

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Europe is awesome, but let me say this: I have great healthcare in the US, and I don’t have to pay for the goddamn bathroom at the airport. And our electrical outlets don’t suck. We just get better food and presidential candidates and I think we’ll have them beat.

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I don’t know what’s more a sign of the times, this insane article, or the fact that a bunch of pissed off dudes on Twitter are defending men from 10,000 years ago in the comments.

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The high school nerd became a math professor, the quarterback became an insurance salesman, and the drama queen became a New York Times reporter.

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Much of Islam in the middle east is a violent illiberal death cult. If they were white and living in New Jersey, American progressives would be making fun of them as a hate group. But in their incoherent set of 'principles' 'brown > white' beats all, including logic.

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Sweet mother of God, if I get one more unsolicited text from the DNC funding machine I swear I'm going to vote for Trump.

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i can't trust people who think there's a proportional response to burning children alive and raping others.

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If you want better stuff in your feed, stop responding to people you don’t like. All twitter cares about is engagement.

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