The war is not on Jeremy Corbyn. He is a proxy. The war is on you.👇

Keir Starmer's War on Democracy Ronan Burtenshaw

I just need you to see the stairs in an apartment I viewed. Am I a mountain goat?

'You guys are so cute together'

me and him:

Mandem in new builds must be feeling like they're on a thorpe park ride right now

no one lives more lavishly than a puppy owned by a woman in her early 20s😂😂😂

Kanye singing a new Outro of Runaway for Kim Kardashian..

Credit where credit’s due, it’s brave to move into fiction

I'd like to publicly apologise for the following statement.

'Half the Tory members opposite are crooks.'
Mr Speaker 'please withdraw'.
'OK, half the Tory members aren't crooks.'

I'd obviously underestimated the level of corruption.

coolest trick-or-treater ever

Former British Soldier DESTROYS Official Afghanistan Narrative @joejglenton

It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I simply have to spend $118 today.

“There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest” 🤍 #HolocaustMemorialDay

My dads surgery was deemed 'non-urgent' in November, so pushed back until 2021 to try help the NHS during this time. Seven days later he was dead from the thing he needed surgery for. Turns out it was urgent after all and now I don't have a Dad... Forgive me for being raging rn

Selaine Saxby MP Oh no I’m so sorry Selaine, happy to help by providing the context.

Oh hang on fuck me that’s much worse. Selaine as you’re lawyer I strongly suggest you leave the context out of this one, Selaine.

A message from the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.

Are people this nasty in real life or just on the internet?

Dreaming Of You - Blossoms and James Skelly (@thecoralband) in Isolation Xxx

Simple pleasures that WILL come again:

- Meeting for coffee
- Dressing up for a night out and saying “right, shall we?” just before leaving the house
- Running for the bus
- Asking at the bar if it’s alright to order some food
- The awkward handshake/hug combo
- Cancelling plans