It’s hilarious for Brits to call American’s “true crime brained” while fully believing a baby serial killer murdering infants in medically novel ways is more likely than a failing hospital blaming a random nurse for an infant mortality crisis happening across the entire country

this would work on me

Canadian writer Alice Munro, whose short stories have been beloved for the past six decades, has died at 92. '
Her earthy humour and ability to extend sympathy to every character made her a household name, and made her birthplace of Wingham, Ontario, a place of literary…

I am so relieved this is finally getting attention I’m gonna cry

took my sister to a flower arranging class at a sotol distillery for Mother’s Day I’m drunk and making beautiful things

my niece made my sister scrambled eggs for breakfast and she put sparkling water in them to make them special😭

no one is doing this. that being said…would

Mark: Four naan, Jeremy? Four? That's insane.

they should pay you to live in Texas like they do for Alaska

wrote an essay on true crime that went viral and led to lots of interviews and now it’s scrubbed from the internet because Gawker shut down

today I said to my dog, wow look at those clouds and also signed up for a king of the hill embroidery class, I am the oldest woman alive

you have to WALK

ok i take it back, he's done ONE funny thing in the past 20 years

working 8:30-8 today

it's so wild that you can say 'the guy running for president who's suffering from major cognitive impairment' and it doesn't narrow down who you're talking abt even a little bit

Gollum heads stay winning

thank u to the liberals trying to fact check the Biden quote. the worm one is accurate though, right

INNOCENT!!!