i like some parts of the new taylor swift album, especially this part which makes me wonder if Taylor’s teenage fascination with the kennedy family led to a passing interest in the assassination records review board

T Swift: 'Help. I am in a prison of my own making. My life is not my own. My fans micromanage every aspect of my life. They want me to be a miserable toy that churns out TikTok songs. I am having a manic episode.'

Fans: 'Ummm where's all the BOPS? Where's all the BANGERS!?'

i am so, so excited for this:

Okay I can stop being coy: I played Lorelei and the Laser Eyes. I’ll have way more to say about it come May, but all you need to know is that it is truly unbelievable. digitaltrends.com/gaming/lorelei…

this is the first hate read i think we should cancel someone over. slow walkers will never see the kingdom of heaven i refuse to be normal about this

who up with fancy dresser 1930s elegant depression

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Twitter bots have accidentally learned how to write Samuel Beckett plays.

bowl of sunshine ☀️🍒

They come from Monopoly-land to realize that the humans have moved on to modern European boardgame design, revealing a wound at the heart of American society.

I talked with some of the devs behind breakout hit Content Warning, which has my favorite process ever for creating monsters wired.com/story/influenc…

bro got pushed on the swing mid-tweet

there are people who believe that incarcerated people do not deserve the sky itself. what does taking it from them even accomplish. a once in a lifetime event that might do more good than any of our failed attempts at rehabilitation have.

God is real

don't make me tap the sign

i talked to the guy who got a vasectomy during today's earthquake
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some days you wake up and learn that you are midjourney’s white homogenized view of a bisexual person

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, October 23, 1908

at mr. “just joined a new forum”'s behest, I taught my steam deck how to stream ps5 games. it was kind of a hassle, but being able to play final fantasy vii rebirth in bed -- with basically perfect performance -- absolutely rules

me: oooohhh i'm so unhinged. i'm unhingedmaxing.

random person writing into dear abby: