Dudes will see this and be like 'hell yeah'

“Plus half the city is flooded” 💀

My 15 year old dog asserting her dominance over her younger (much larger) brother by claiming the larger bed in my office is feminism

Her Instagram bio: entrepreneur ✌🏼rise & grind 😤

Em in a pierogies shirt last night in Pittsburgh!!!! Em would love the Pittsburgh pierogy race 😭😭😭 AndThatsWhyWeDrink Em Schulz

#SuperBowl

if you fell for this today you’re weak minded

South Side. Near the dog park. Caller stating someone is driving their car on the bike path and walking their Pomeranian by holding on to the leash out the window.

Car accidents. Car accidents everywhere. It's slippy.

it’s that time of year again

i think i’ll find the cure for depression in the knick knack section of a thrift store

would you like to dilly dally with me? perhaps we could stop and smell the roses, taking in all of life’s splendor

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

The Wild West is Christine’s Roman Empire AndThatsWhyWeDrink

My spirit guides told me that the only thing I could think about was how much the world was changing.

five minutes with this machine could fix me

'Sir, the Iron City Beer Sign has fallen.'