She’s got one thing right. I am obnoxious 😂

You’re a TERF babes.

I find it hilarious that you call me ‘astoundingly stupid’.

It’s a bit rich celebrating getting the country out of a recession when we should never have been in one in the first fucking place. Fuckers.

What’s the going rate for a speeding fine?

Fuck. My. Life.

I wonder what Smokey Pat is smoking?

Newborn babies. Yeah ok 👍

Leave a newborn with a surrogate who agreed to carry a baby for money.

Okey doke 🤷‍♀️

Football wanker.

Oh this is glorious.

Big day today.

Son #1 has his annual panel meeting with the LA to decide if he can stay at his college for another year.

Son #2 is repping me at Uncle’s funeral. God love him.

Son #3 has his performance exam at uni and then is finished for his 1st year.

Wish us all luck 🍀

What he said 👇

Raining and stormy today.

Good. It’s my favourite Uncle’s funeral and I can’t be there. At least the weather is appropriate for it.

The thought pattern of a Corbynite:

Starmer won't deliver as much change as I want so I want to stop him succeeding and stop any change and get another Tory government.

What a silly little redundant woman she is.

Was Rishi Sunak’s plan to ruin the Tory party? Is that it?

That seems to be the only thing he is actually delivering on.

Yeah but your family is still in Russia earning a nice little fortune, isn’t it.

Cunt.

Eh? The bond that has been formed ‘over 9 mths……’ but that bond was fine to be broken as long as the baby was handed to a woman?

I know shit mothers & shit fathers. I also know excellent mums & perfect dads. The baby doesn’t give a fuck as long as it’s fed, clean & comforted.

Stop the boats? He can’t even stop his MPs crossing the floor. Ht Mikey Smith

The comments are ace.

I’ve realised that when people talk about no-go areas in London they mean areas they don’t want to go to, because they’re full of people who don’t look like them and the shops and food outlets don’t look like the ones in their areas. It’s racism and xenophobia, not a safety issue

Natalie Elphicke eh?

Jesus fucking Christ.

“….. so then I hear tap, tap, tap on the bloody window”
“Know who it was?”
“Only that bloody Rwanda deportee just back from Heathrow …”