Trump: 'How do you get up in the morning and put your pants on? I’ll explain it to you someday.'

The Explanation: 'Just like you, I put my pants on one leg at a time. The difference is, after my pants are on, I'm a criminal rapist with 91 felony indictments! MORE COWBELL!'

She ate that 😭😭😭😭😭

Hey look dimbulbs, another Trump rally! 🤣

Let me make a few things clear:
 
Congressional Republicans do not care about securing the border or fixing America’s broken immigration system.
 
If they did, they would have voted for the toughest border enforcement in history. By blocking the bipartisan border agreement, they

I see 'the double dong jerkoff' is still alive and well 🤢🤮

Omg what will republicans run on now????

BAHAHAHA this will give Trump nightmares 🤣🤣🤣

Or start every attack ad with, 'Convicted rapist Donald Trump...' that works, too

Fun Fact: The rappers Sheff G and Sleepy Hallow, who Trump had on stage, were charged with two counts of conspiracy to commit murder, including a 2020 mass shooting on Folk Nation territory that killed one person and injured five others. They are facing a long prison sentence.

The funniest thing about Trump's miniscule nazi rally? Back in the 80's he was actually LIKED in New York. Kind of like Mayor Rudy. Now they're both cultural nonentities desperately seeking attention. SAD. I mean, hilarious 😂

BAHAHAHA the greatest version of 'the Bronx cheer' ever 🤣

BAHAHAHA the only thing Trump is gonna come out of prison with is a size 11 asshole 🤣

I'd just like to point out that Representative Jerry Carl (R) Alabama is an illiterate dumbfuck:

Donald Trump and his MAGA Republican allies don’t care about securing the border or fixing America’s broken immigration system.

If they did, they would have supported the toughest border enforcement in history.

Instead, they put partisan politics ahead of our national security.

Trump gave a rally in New York today, a city of 8.33 MILLION people.

Less than 3500 showed up 🤣
(But George Santos showed!)